It's been a hell of a week. And I don't use that expression lightly, you know.

All I'm going to say is that some people take my initials too seriously. And other people don't react very well, but that's only to be expected, innit?

As for today's curse. Oi, you gods--ever occurred to you that you could just ask if you wanted cake? There are enough ( Read more... )

Oh, I like this one. A voluntary curse. If you're a bleeding idiot, eat the waffles and have some horrible fate befall you; if you've any brains at all, stay away and be...about as safe as this place ever lets any poor sod be ( Read more... )